More of Britney Spears antics

Poor Britney Spears nip slipped out when she least expected it. Her and a friend were simply driving in Britney’s Mercedes convertible when old nippy decided it was time to let the wind bring it on. It’s a lovely brown nip and it doesn’t really seem like it has seem much sex sucking but I could be wrong.

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Well here is one of my favorite female celebrities, Jennifer Aniston. I am sure you all have heard by now that this lovely kitten has did a spread nude for GQ magazine. The pictures that I have seen are just awesome. But then what do you expect from this amazing actress. Jenn is just great in whatever she decides to do. Right?

There is also a movie coming out in a few days with Jennifer in it called Marley and me that I cannot wait to see. The previews seem really funny. I could really careless what the movie was about to tell you the truth it has such a lovely sexy celebrity in it and I will be on of the first to see it. I have seen all of her films and just love to watch her act.

I have been in love with Jennifer and her sexy body for a really long time and that probably will not change until one of us is dead and gone. Well I have to quit typing now and go find me some really great nude pictures of her at the above link so that I can have some little fun. Why not join me?

Celebrity Upskirts are flying off the shelf right now.

Sure the year isn’t halfway over but already there are enough celebrity oops moments to fill a swimming pool. And is it just me but have upskirts gone up sevenfold ever since Britney exposed her beaver to the world? Hell if I had a pussy and could use it to get some press I suppose that’d be the way to go.

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This qualifies as a celebrity oops right? The busty and big booty queen of the sex tape claim to fame Kim “pee on me” Kardashian with her best look at me of the day. Both her sisters have things going on from just getting married to being pregnant but Kim wasn’t having any of that and when sucking on a red popcycle didn’t bring enough paparazzi to her she figured her chesty twins should come to the party.

More celebrity nipple slips and sex video tapes

Just in case you have been under a rock for a few years, this is Abigail Clancy and she is perhaps one of the top 10 hottest women ever. Of course opinions are like assholes but this is my site afterall, haha. Love the nip slip Abigail.

Check out the nipples that were shown this week

Our favorite little witch Emma Watson had her own little oops moment when out dining with a friend and her bra slip made for many a paparazzi boner because there are several shots from different angles over it. Wouldn’t you want to slide your hand inside her shirt and play with her firm little boobies for a few days in Oct?

Watch Pam sucking some huge cock! Oh and upclose shots of her pussy too

So Pam Anderson is pretty much screwed moneywise as she is being sued for over a million bucks but don’t tell her because she doesn’t seem fazed by it. Nope, Pam strutting around catwalks half naked and her nipples were showing and when she turned the dress, and I use the term loosely, shifted and that glorious ass and tramp stamp said hello once again to the world.

See past the panties

Still one of my favorite blonde celebrity babes, Victoria Silvstedt has not only gotten nude for playboy in the past but she is constantly trying to show her pussy to this very day. Ya gotta be a fan of a chick like that.

Lindsay got caught sucking some dick!

Just because Lindsay Lohan is spending her current time eating at the Y, that doesn’t mean she hasn’t enjoyed her share of cock in the past. Hopefully she’ll get back into something other than coochie of Samantha Ronson and we’ll all again be able to get off on some sweet sweet blowjob action.

But I digress… just look at the pussy on that heifer. Going around without your panties on and all the while wearing a short dress one would think that she would not get out of a car without first checking to see if her vagina is hanging out. But then again that’s why I love celebrity chicks.. because every moment is a potential oops moment.

Watch Britney sex in live action

It would appear that cock is Britney Spears kryptonite because all you need to do is wave one in front of her face and she’ll suck it. There’s lots of girls just like her though, if internet movie clips are any kind of proof. I’m sure she was all “Oops I’m sucking it again” and Adnan thought “Yea and it’s my turn to get paid”.

Seriously though, his penis is too dark for the popstar to be blowing. Britney needs some white meat but I guess that’s asking too much. Maybe her security guard/ boyfriend will think to hit the record button when it’s his turn to put his nuts on her chin. Oh and did you know that girls can pee standing up? Yea I was all shocked too but I’ve seen pics to prove it. Great day to learn something new, rihgt?

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Not one to pride herself on being the hottest chick ever, still Megan Fox does know that she’s freakin sexy or else she’s a complete fucking idiot. Men all around the world lust after her and magazines constantly list her in the top 5 (if not number one) but still Megan likes to think she’s just one of the girls or something.

Well I’m here to tell you that no matter what she says, a little bit of Megan Fox has to love the attention and even when it’s her nip slip photo that is getting the headlines I’ll bet that she rubs her soft wet pussy lips to the article. Okay she probably doesn’t but I like the visual.

Somewhere right now some lucky sob is plowing that piece of celebrity ass and there’s nothing we can do about it other than to whip out our own tally wackers and spank the night fantastic to her pic. Yea, that’ll show her… how dare you be so damn beautiful and not give us any. I’ll just skeet on your whole head. Or maybe just take a cold cold shower. But I’m taking her nip slip oops picture with me so we can shower together. Did I mention I have mental issues??

More Jessica Simpson oops like upskirt pussy pics here

Talk about your good things just waiting to happen. Jessica Simpson showing just how amazing her rack is and because of the low neck line, huge breasts, and the fact that she is braless was all leading up to BLAM a earth shattering celebrity oops. Just look at how pokie those nips are and the fact that one of them is poking itself right out at the edge of that loose fitting dress of Simpson’s. You almost come away from this pic not even noticing how beautiful a face that Jessica Simpson has. Easy to see why with all that celebrity breastage floating around freely in the foreground. But yea, she is one stunning celeb who really needs to get naked in a movie soon… before the twins drop if you know what I mean.

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Name the last thing in the world you might want to see and an Amy Winehouse nipslip might be right at the top of the list. But this oops pic isn’t bad at all and Amy’s nipple looks decent. As a matter of fact I think I see a pierced nip and that makes Amy a rebel just like she acts. Now if someone could just convince her that drugs are bad.

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You’d think that celebrity american baby hater Angelina Jolie would know better than to change shirts outside because of what has to be massive amounts of paparazzi attention on a constant basis but there she is. I want to think this is an oops moment picture but something tells me that she wanted her big ole pregnant titties posted all over the place. Perhaps Brad just finished sucking on them while the two celebs lay on the balcony.

Get a better look at Emma’s snizz

Emma Watson didn’t waste too much time showing her pussy off after she became 18. Must have been a pretty interesting birthday with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears calling her to tell her just how to keep herself in the spotlight, or at least keep her pussy famous.

Now Emma wasn’t brave enough to let this oops moment happen sans panties but the black shear see through undies that Watson has on during the upskirt are sofa king hot and seeing her bare puss might just be a little too much for all the perverts that have been googling “Emma Watson Nude” for years without cashing in on anything real.

Get a better view up Britneys skirt here

You’d think that Britney Spears would have learned long ago that some perverted paparazzi is going to either catch her pussy dead on while she is getting out of her mercerdes or at least squat down as Spears is walking away in a short skirt. Good thing that she either doesn’t care or actually wants her private parts spread all over the world. I must say that this oops set of pics isn’t all that bad and her ass appears to be getting smaller.

A Nicole Kidman sex tape?

I thought I’ve seen some hot pink nipples in my life but thiis celebrity oops pic of Nicole Kidman tops those boobies by a long shot. You know that those nips have been sucked on so damn hard that they’ll probably never stop being erect and we all benefit from it. Though we won’t be so lucky as to witmess the oops in person.

Did you know that Cameron made a sex tape long ago? Watch it here today.

Cameron Diaz is known for wearing thongs most of the time and on those rare days she also skips the lowrider jeans for a short skirt. Lucky for us she decided to wear one of those dresses on can only be described as a very windy day.

Everyone has seen a girl’s skirt blow up in the wind, and it’s even better when the woman in question is famous sexy celebrity actress Cameron Diaz and her perfectly round butt clinched tightly around her panties string. Talk about a great celebrity oops photo. Christ, I want to bang that like a caveman.

Britney sure can suck a dick as her stolen video shows.

Just when you thought it was safe to go to the beach, a strange site is making it’s way towards the surf. Poor Britney Spears cannot win I tell ya, she’s just trying to get some ocean on her celebrity feet when the bodyguard / forklift positions her just to get the oops I showed my ass to the public side.

Keep your eyes out because these days you’ll get more Britney Spears oops moments per week now that she’s a crazy fucker. Plus it looks like she is getting skinner so her ass is looking better in my opinion. Love ya Britney!

Love is in the air, and so is Paris Hilton’s ass

Looking forward to seeing a lot more Paris Hilton oops in the future. Not that I haven’t already seen her nipples and pussy a hundred times but you know what they say… when you get a chance to look at a pretty celebrity pussy once, you want to see it over and over.

Still, Paris still seems really friendly, unless you are poor or black, and since I am only poor I don’t think… oh who am I kidding. Paris Hilton wouldn’t even tell me thank you if I were to save her from being eaten by lions.

That said, I am going to continue to spank it to Paris Hilton Oops pics till I get tired of it. Now if you’ll excuse me, I have a Paris sex tape to download. Now where is my lube?

Jennifer Lopez enjoys her fuck scenes too much

Though Jennifer Lopez doesn’t hit the news much lately, she does try and make those moments worth watching at least. This Jennifer Lopez oops reveals J Lo lovely breast and nipple quite well. I’m sure she knew the second that her nip slip was happening because she was all over it.

I too would have been all over it also if Jennifer Lopez’s nude breast was presented right in front of me like that. I’d probably need to be tazed to get me off of that oops nip. Maybe that’s why I am never invited to events like this. The nipples and nude parts are flying off the shelves and no ropes to keep maniacs like me back.

Wanna see Lohan’s pussy?

With all her problems with the law over the last month or so, Lindsay Lohan needs more good press so I thought I would post this oops pic of her beautiful big nipple. There have been better nip slip moments from celebrity but there’s a special spot in my pants heart for Lindsay Lohan’s oops moments.

She looks so happy in the pic whereas most of the latest pictures of Lindsey aren’t the best in the world. Lots of sad faces and drugged out hair. Passed out in friend’s cars and general all around bizarre acting. But none of us are perfect and hopefully Lindsay Lohan will be back to normal soon and she can flash her pussy for us again. That was an oops that will go down in history as one of the best.

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Because I do not live anywhere near California, I will probably never witness a celebrity oops moment in real life but since the internet is availible I may never have to. Sure it’d be nice to catch a nipple poking out in a Natalie Portman oops style event.

Not since I was the lead singer in a band that most people called White Snake (haha) I haven’t seen a sexy girl’s nipple. Natalie Portman has nips that you could dial a phone with. If she was my woman I would tap that ass every day of the week and twice on Sundays.