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Not one to pride herself on being the hottest chick ever, still Megan Fox does know that she’s freakin sexy or else she’s a complete fucking idiot. Men all around the world lust after her and magazines constantly list her in the top 5 (if not number one) but still Megan likes to think she’s just one of the girls or something.
Well I’m here to tell you that no matter what she says, a little bit of Megan Fox has to love the attention and even when it’s her nip slip photo that is getting the headlines I’ll bet that she rubs her soft wet pussy lips to the article. Okay she probably doesn’t but I like the visual.
Somewhere right now some lucky sob is plowing that piece of celebrity ass and there’s nothing we can do about it other than to whip out our own tally wackers and spank the night fantastic to her pic. Yea, that’ll show her… how dare you be so damn beautiful and not give us any. I’ll just skeet on your whole head. Or maybe just take a cold cold shower. But I’m taking her nip slip oops picture with me so we can shower together. Did I mention I have mental issues?? 
Looking forward to watching Megan Fox in her new movie. There’s scenes of her in a swimming pool with a very wet pink dress looking sexy and also her sporting a super hot black bra.
Left me wondering if Megan fills her sex life with the little extras that men love… lingerie, costumes, and a finger or two up our asses at some point during the love making. Or is that just me?
I hate the fact that Megan is still dating Brian Green. Not sure why I’m so frustrated because god knows that honey wouldn’t let this bear into the jar… even though I’d go bananas on that bisquit. Whatever the hell that means. Come on Megan Fox, show us your hairy pussy or boobs or even your cute little brown starfish. My dreams need detail.