Sometimes this planet doesn’t seem so bad.

Left me wondering if Megan fills her sex life with the little extras that men love… lingerie, costumes, and a finger or two up our asses at some point during the love making. Or is that just me?

Anyone else find it strange that rumors of Lindsay Lohan lesbian love affair are so big right now when it’s plain to see that she’s been eating at the Y for years. The line of perky breasts that Lindsay has had in her mouth would probably rival that of my record and I’ve suckled on many a rack. True that one celeb amounts to 3 sets of regular girls tatas but still, my account brings back so many nipples if you lined them all up in a row, they’d stretch from Hollywood California to New York. Play on playa!

Hey Angelina Jolie, I got a set of twims too… right under my penis. Just thought I’d throw that out there to you and if you don’t feel me, then just give it right back. Like an old come on line once said, Fuck me if I’m wrong but I think you want to blow me.